Dating game by icp
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care By taking all these other mother fuckers outta here I'd go through your phone book, and whack em all And find contestant number one and break his fucking jaw WHAT?!Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay I'd be blowing fucking nuggets off all day I'd grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face I'd sing love songs to you, the best I can Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!I'd tell you that I like the way you make your titties shake and if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake! C#1: Yeah freak her with your nuts yeah that'll get her!C#2: Tell her that she's fat, YEAH that'll work even better!
After that, your dad would try to jump again, and only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin.Host: Lets meet contestant number 1, he's a schizophrenic serial killer clown who says; 'women love his sexy smile'. So lets say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family, tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick. ' Your dad would probably start trippin' and get me pissed, I'd have to walk up and BUST him in his fuckin' LIPS. Sharon: Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever. Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her 'get the food ready! Fw-300 #ya-qn-sort h2 /* Breadcrumb */ #ya-question-breadcrumb #ya-question-breadcrumb i #ya-question-breadcrumb a #bc .ya-q-full-text, .ya-q-text #ya-question-detail h1 html[lang="zh-Hant-TW"] .ya-q-full-text, html[lang="zh-Hant-TW"] .ya-q-text, html[lang="zh-Hant-HK"] .ya-q-full-text, html[lang="zh-Hant-HK"] .ya-q-text html[lang="zh-Hant-TW"] #ya-question-detail h1, html[lang="zh-Hant-HK"] #ya-question-detail h1 #Stencil . Bdend-1g /* Trending Now */ /* Center Rail */ #ya-center-rail .profile-banner-default .ya-ba-title #Stencil . Bgc-lgr #ya-best-answer, #ya-qpage-msg, #ya-question-detail, li.ya-other-answer .tupwrap .comment-text /* Right Rail */ #Stencil . Bxsh-003-prpl #yai-q-answer, #ya-trending, #ya-related-questions h2. Fw-300 .qstn-title #ya-trending-questions-show-more, #ya-related-questions-show-more #ya-trending-questions-more, #ya-related-questions-more /* DMROS */ .